It's time they heard it ... and that's just the Way It Is. You've been holding back for way too long. Everyone at the office thinks you're the timid one. Half the clerical staff thinks you're mute. The other half is under the impression that you've taken a vow of silence. But every morning you wait ever so patiently while everyone else gets their coffee, pours their cream, then stirs their sugar, all while you're trying to make your way to the pot that you brewed before any of those butt-kissers even made it to the office ... and by the time you get back to the coffee maker, the coffee is gone. Every. Single. Day. Well, tomorrow morning, the hammer comes down. You've now got the machine to rival all machines. It makes the most amazing espresso ever known to man (your rich uncle bought it for you--you're only at that place because it's a great non-profit) and when you don't go through your routine in the break room, and they come in like lemmings, expecting their coffee fix and find that the smell is coming from your cubicle and your incredible machine, in all its glistening copper glory, and there you are with your frothy caffeinated goodness, wearing your brand new warrior top (bought to commemorate the moment), you can whip out your camera phone and capture the look of total despair on their faces. How glorious it will be! Just please say something epic. Like, "Oh, I'm sorry, did you want some of this? My bad, this is the 'made for one only model.' Maybe next year, when it's time for an upgrade. Oooo ... here's a glass bowl that you can put your names into, and we can play it like 'Hunger Games' and whoever among you wins at the end of twelve months will get to share the next machine with me. Yay! OK, before we put in names, let's get you separated into the different districts ..."
May the odds be ever in your favor!
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