Its the eve of battle. Youre locked and loaded (mostly with wine). The date starts in an hour, and youre poised for the conquest. Youve got the outfit, the delicately applied makeup, and carefully curled locks that fall just so over your shoulders, and just a touch of perfume scientifically engineered for psychological warfare. But victory isnt guaranteed, so you need a secret weapon (no, not a roofie). A tassel necklace should turn the tides of battle, working a tactical slight of hand by drawing the eye to total distraction while you move in for the kill. Now get out there and fire the first volley, and whatever you do, take no quarter!
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