{"product_id":"running-sucks-blue-tee","title":"Running Sucks Blue Tee","description":"Yeah, yeah. Show up to the coffee shop, order a tea with no sugar, and tell me all about how fabulous your eight mile run this morning was (that you did at 4am). All while I'm trying to keep my 1yr old from reaching unknown octaves, and my 3yr old from stealing all the sugar packets. Swish your ponytail around, that of course doesn't have a hair out of place because it looks like you just waltzed out of the salon, and show off your figure in merely your sports bra and running shorts. Because you totally didn't have time to change between your run and 10am. Especially not after the shower you must have taken. Let me just tell you my end of the story; Running Sucks, and I'm not going to be running, unless something substantial is chasing me. Like a talking couch. That would do it. Anything else ... debatable. But really, let's talk about how you're doing. I'd love to hear about your shins some more while you show off your barely used running shoes. Model is wearing a small.  50% Polyester, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon  Machine Wash Warm  Unlined  Imported","brand":"Friday + Saturday","offers":[{"title":"SMALL","offer_id":47051627078,"sku":"C-FNS-I4-SUCKS-SMALL","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MEDIUM","offer_id":47051627142,"sku":"C-FNS-I4-SUCKS-MEDIUM","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"LARGE","offer_id":47051627206,"sku":"C-FNS-I4-SUCKS-LARGE","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2220\/8601\/products\/1922_copyright_reddressboutique_2017.jpg?v=1570041174","url":"https:\/\/uat-reddressboutique.myshopify.com\/products\/running-sucks-blue-tee","provider":"uat.reddressboutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}