We have some bad news, but we need you to Remain Palm. You see, our three-hour tour might end up running a little over after that storm we ran into, and now were stranded on this deserted island. We know itll be a bit onerous having to spend your days in a tropical paradise, drinking pineapple juice out of the hollowed husks of coconuts, but the three dozen strapping massage therapists that were on board the SS Minnow have volunteered their services to help ease your suffering while we wait to be rescued (although, admittedly, were not holding out much hope for our efforts to fashion a short wave radio out of sea shells and palm fronds). So do try to relaxslip into a cute pair of shorts, and enjoy your beachside massage. And please accept our most heartfelt apologies for any inconvenience this may have caused.
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