{"product_id":"professional-napper-beige-tee","title":"Professional Napper Beige Tee","description":"They say to find something that you love, that inspires you, and then find someone to pay you to do that thing. And then you will be happy with life. That sounds amazing doesn't it? Like something right out of a TED talk? I bet if someone had the patience to look long enough, they could find someone saying that in an actual TED talk (I don't). But here's the problem; I love to nap. Which would leave me needing to find someone who would be willing to pay me to be a Professional Napper. And then there's the problem of having small children. Or any children, of course.They sort of require you to be awake 24\/7. So, you see, that advice is problematic on some levels. Just saying. Enjoy your napping while you can, if you're young and have no responsibilities. If you're a billionaire and want to exhibit a Sleeping Beauty in some museum, give me a call. All I require is some hair dye and a wardrobe change. \n\nModel is wearing a small.\n\n• 92% Rayon 8% Spandex \n• Hand Wash Cold\n• Unlined\n• Made in the USA","brand":"BLVD","offers":[{"title":"SMALL","offer_id":47051501638,"sku":"C-BLV-T1-0694D-SMALL","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"MEDIUM","offer_id":47051501766,"sku":"C-BLV-T1-0694D-MEDIUM","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"LARGE","offer_id":47051501894,"sku":"C-BLV-T1-0694D-LARGE","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2220\/8601\/products\/0676_copyright_reddressboutique_2017.jpg?v=1501108557","url":"https:\/\/uat-reddressboutique.myshopify.com\/products\/professional-napper-beige-tee","provider":"uat.reddressboutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}