There are SO many places you can go in life for Love Lessons. Your mother (that's always fun). Your BFF. The School of Hard Knocks. That one Ex that pretty much decimated your self-esteem and any chance you had at seeing the world through Disney-colored glasses ever again. Or you could just come to us. We'll skip all of the drama and just give you this kick a$$ dress. Once he sees you in it, it'll be like, "Yup, she's the one." And since you'll look -that- good, you'll have the power (see note below) to discern whether or not he's worth your time. Problem solved. Except your future mother-in-law. Unfortunately we can't do anything about that. We're working on a pair of shoes that might take care of her, but until we perfect the formula, you're totally on your own. Wearing really fabulous sweaters does help though, or so we've been told.
**We don't actually have the ability to bestow powers of any kind. If we could, we'd probably be solving way more important things than our love lives. Just kidding, that's totally the first thing we'd solve. But world peace would definitely come second. Remember, you can't take care of others, if you're not taking care of yourself. Just think about the masks on an airplane. First you, then your child. Just saying.
Model is wearing a small.
95% Polyester 5% Spandex
Hand Wash Cold
Unlined
Made in the USA
