Being Married is pretty simple, really. Get better at yelling back and forth from across the house or apartment, "What did you say?" That will last for years. These humorous napkins on the other hand, well, they're perfect to have on hand, but they won't last for forever. Just sayin'. Pack of 20 5" x 5" napkins features a humorous quote reading "Ninety percent of being married is shouting 'What?' from the other room", soft 3-ply paper that is naturally bleached, and a resealable opening. • Imported